didyousaymaraudersormurder:

tinyluxmachine:

kikisdeliveryservice1989:

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

virguin:

someone please explain this gif

copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dannyelling:

writing-prompt-s:

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

“Nice rubber ducky you got there. Be a shame if somethin’ were to happen to it.”

“Honey, this is what happens when you don’t clean under the bed, you get Organized Crime coming in to do it for you.”

• Me: *makes a reference only I get and laughs hysterically bc I see what I did there*